Some smart cookie has dubbed an impending wine tasting festival ‘Game of Rhones’. I’m sold! Celebrating the grape varieties found in France’s Rhone Valley, Game of Rhones will pit over 100 wines in contest to crown a crowd-favourite winner. Shiraz, Grenache, Viognier, Marsanne, Roussanne and more wines from Australia and New Zealand (with a few from France and the USA) will be accompanied by food worthy of a medieval banquet. The game starts in just under a month at Ormond Hall. We promise there will be no traumatic Red Wedding; just plenty of red wining. Check out the event’s pun-tastic website for full details.

Cersei demands you buy her a ticket too.